Emblem No. I — Pan Am Authority
“Serving Customers Since ~1300 BC”
Currently Leading the Heavens
Premium aviation since approximately 1300 BC
Cast Your Vote in the Founders' BallotIcarus Airlines is not responsible for wax-related incidents above 30,000 feet.
The Founders' Ballot
Six emblems have been submitted for adoption. Cast your vote and be counted among those who shaped the future of aviation, or at least of merchandise.
“Serving Customers Since ~1300 BC”
Currently Leading the Heavens
“Your Wings Are Fine. Trust Us.”
Currently Leading the Heavens
“Now Departing From Reality”
Currently Leading the Heavens
“Serving Customers Since ~1300 BC”
Currently Leading the Heavens
“Flying Too Close To The Sun Since Day One”
Currently Leading the Heavens
“Your Altitude Has Been Approved”
Currently Leading the Heavens
Motion for Abandonment
“Reject the entire slate. Return to committee. Let none rise.”
While other airlines worry about safety margins and structural integrity, we focus on what matters: getting you closer to the sun than any regulatory body would advise.
Our fleet of wax-bonded aircraft represents three millennia of aerospace ambition — and a bold refusal to learn from history.
Named “Most Ambitious Airline” by ourselves, three years running.
Our Full Story
Every seat has a view.
Some views last longer than others.
Lie-flat seats that recline to a full 180° — ideal for the Controlled Altitude Reduction position. Complimentary champagne, noise-cancelling headphones, and SPF 5000.
For the executive who reads the safety card ironically. Wi-Fi enabled so you can update your LinkedIn mid-flight. Wax-resistant seat covers standard.
Seats positioned closest to the emergency exits — a feature, not a coincidence. Complimentary “I Flew Icarus” sticker upon landing.
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Rate
On flights that did not experience Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.
*Of passengers who completed our survey. Survey distribution limited to arrivals. Full methodology available in the Corporate Glossary.