Careers at Icarus Airlines
We're always hiring. For reasons.
Icarus Airlines is an equal opportunity employer. All positions include comprehensive life insurance.
Commercial Pilot
Experience preferred but negotiable. Must possess unwavering confidence in the face of meteorological, structural, and mythological warnings. FAA certification a plus but not a dealbreaker.
Benefits: Competitive salary, dental (while supplies last), and a legacy that will be remembered.
Flight Attendant
Must remain calm during unexpected altitude adjustments. Ability to serve complimentary beverages while maintaining a reassuring smile during structural events. Heat tolerance essential.
Chief Safety Officer
Responsible for maintaining our boldly operational safety standards. Primary duties include writing reports that nobody reads and attending meetings where your recommendations are acknowledged and then ignored.
Wax Engineer
Seeking materials scientist specializing in high-temperature organic bonding compounds. Must be comfortable working with proprietary formulas under strict NDA. Previous applicants who raised "thermal concerns" need not reapply.